by jack army! October 22, 2006
Cardiff is a dangerous city (capital) of Wales. It is more ghetto english than country boring welsh in the urban areas. Gang banging is very common, ther alot of boxing professionals so watch out on the streets. Alot of drug dealing but usually kept on the low, some parts are extremely racist towards blacks but in other areas the whites are a minority and act 'black' gangsta. its sister city is LA, with london resembling new york and the beef is the same. cardiff has more crips than any other gang.
big boss- yo wassup man?
lil cripto- yes cuzz, wat u saying?
big boss- jus chilin man, where the bitches at?
lil cripto- should be crippin at the (basketball) courts
big boss- lets roll then- damn i love cardiff
lil cripto- especially the ladiez haha
lil cripto- yes cuzz, wat u saying?
big boss- jus chilin man, where the bitches at?
lil cripto- should be crippin at the (basketball) courts
big boss- lets roll then- damn i love cardiff
lil cripto- especially the ladiez haha
by lil cripto July 23, 2007
Not only is Cardiff the capital of Wales, it's one of the liveliest places in Wales. A night out here will leave you begging for more and most 'Cardiffians' are really friendly and everyone will just approach you and you'll end up spending the night with some awesome strangers.
There's Queen Street, the street of shopping and probably the most famous street in Cardiff. This is where all the shopping, entertainment and clubbing takes place.
A lot of people say that welsh girls are beautiful and they're very right!
Only problem is that there are chavs about seeing as the government decided to build loads of council estates in the neighbourhoods surrounding Cardiff but there are decent neighbourhoods which were there before the scumbags came.
All in all, Cardiff is a great city and anyone would be proud to live there!
There's Queen Street, the street of shopping and probably the most famous street in Cardiff. This is where all the shopping, entertainment and clubbing takes place.
A lot of people say that welsh girls are beautiful and they're very right!
Only problem is that there are chavs about seeing as the government decided to build loads of council estates in the neighbourhoods surrounding Cardiff but there are decent neighbourhoods which were there before the scumbags came.
All in all, Cardiff is a great city and anyone would be proud to live there!
by HM591 January 25, 2013
by dollaz13 June 6, 2007
Capital of Wales, grey scummy city with the hottest gash in the world. i.e. where the girls look the exact mathematical inverse of their surroundings. Not as multicultural as other cities, more of a work hub for valleys people who travel to the capital due to lack of employment in their own towns. Hence Cardiff is generally home to some of the finest welsh poontang on the planet. A notable mention also goes to english students who make up a fair proportion of the city centre's youth population. Cardiff University attracts not necessarily the brightest students, but without a shadow of a doubt the most beautiful girls from all around the United Kingdom. A must see for any male tourist, though certainly not for its architecture. Be wary of going out on a Friday/Saturday night in the city centre; it is much better to just soak up the sights during the day time, when the main shopping street is packed to the brim with exemplary gash.
miroku: So, er, made any nice purchases today?
Hot Cardiff girl: Yes, I bought a handbag and I found a 9 ct gold plated hoop earring outside the job centre plus
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trim: yo, blud, did you know dat in cardiff city centre dey upgraded job centre to job centre plus? dat's well good bruv, now I might be able to find myself some jobs ya get me?
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PUA: excuse me, i just saw you from over there and i think you are adorable. i had to come over and talk to you. what's your name?
Hot Cardiff girl: I'm 15
(PUA runs away)
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Cardiff University is a quality academic research institution. It researches every single hot gash in the United Kingdom and uses special magic academic powers to attract them to Cardiff, in order to provide the males with the gash they need to study effectively.
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Hot Cardiff girl: Yes, I bought a handbag and I found a 9 ct gold plated hoop earring outside the job centre plus
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trim: yo, blud, did you know dat in cardiff city centre dey upgraded job centre to job centre plus? dat's well good bruv, now I might be able to find myself some jobs ya get me?
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PUA: excuse me, i just saw you from over there and i think you are adorable. i had to come over and talk to you. what's your name?
Hot Cardiff girl: I'm 15
(PUA runs away)
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Cardiff University is a quality academic research institution. It researches every single hot gash in the United Kingdom and uses special magic academic powers to attract them to Cardiff, in order to provide the males with the gash they need to study effectively.
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by Aldolf July 24, 2011
Cardiff Troyster is a gambling term for a person who is incredibly good and/or lucky.
They are always in front of the game whatever that may be and always have plenty of cash from winning
They are always in front of the game whatever that may be and always have plenty of cash from winning
'Can you believe Mark again!? He came here with $100 and 30minutes later he is winning over $1000, that guy is a Cardiff Troyster'
'I saw a guy in the casino last night who was an all round Cardiff Troyster, he won on everything he played'
'I saw a guy in the casino last night who was an all round Cardiff Troyster, he won on everything he played'
by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2014
The Cardiff Comet was first spotted in the Cottage pub, Saint Mary Street, Cardiff on 16th August 2010. It consisted of a fat woman followed by 5 or more women of decreasing size.
It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.
The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.
It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.
The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.
by Bobed August 21, 2010