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Narcolepticnymphomaniac

A rare medical disorder characterized by extended narcoleptic episodes during which the affected parties are susceptible to insatiable sexual desires and activity, but which the affected can neither control nor remember after said episode has subsided.
She thinks she's still a virgin because she's a Narcolepticnymphomaniac
by Socman September 2, 2009
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narcoleptic

Someone prone to "narc-ing", AKA snitching. Can also be used to refer to someone that shies away from drugs.
1. Hey don't tell Billy about your weed stash, dude is real narcoleptic

2. Come on Stacy do this line with me, stop acting so narcoleptic
by BigDBilly420 February 18, 2020
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orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.
Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!
by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011
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Narcoleptic narcissist

A narcissistic who falls asleep while in the middle of being a narcissist...
The other day Ted was being such a narcoleptic narcissist but he fell asleep while trying to control my next move. .
by DankFranky420$ October 20, 2021
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the narcoleptic

This is a sexual trick a girl plays on her male partner when he is either selfish or just for kicks. The girl gets the male excited and goes down like she is going to give him head. She gets his dick in her mouth and just leaves it there - no sucking or licking or anything. The guy will have terrible blues and the girl just keeps pretending to be asleep even if he pleads with her.
"I wanted to make him mad so I pulled the narcoleptic on him the other night."
by kelly deutschbag miller July 22, 2003
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Carpoleptic

Uncontrollable tiredness during long car rides. Doesn't necessarily mean that you're tired but you just end up falling asleep to pass time or sleep.
"Yeah any car ride longer than an hour and a half, I just fall asleep even if I'm not tired. I must Me a Carpoleptic ."
by Cheekycharlie April 16, 2018
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Narcoleptic

Being extremely tired and want to be awake
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day
One day, I was incredibly narcoleptic. My eyelids were heavy and kept closing and kept sleeping for minutes. Fortunately, it was the weekend so it wasn't a school night. I went to the kitchen and went to the coffee maker that I just finished using. I pinched myself a lot (it was really bad) and wanted to be awake. I got a stronger coffee and downed it until it was clean. The caffeine was circulating, and God did I feel better. I sat on the edge of the couch and kept drinking coffee. I was becoming more aware and awake and felt like I could do everything. "More," I thought. "I want so much more." I splashed some water in my face until I felt more awake. I could feel my brain coming back as I keep waking up, and I was about to wake up, but I stopped. I got out of my house and went to Panera and get a charged lemonade. Then I quickly ran back home. In small sips, I drank out of the lemonade let it course through my brain and let it interfere with my adenosine receptors, and I was becoming more alert, awake and aware and began to wake up. Soon, I picked up the pace. I downed the charged lemonade and was shaking with caffeine. With all those stimulants, I was up for a week. It was the best time being awake I've ever had.
by Humorescence September 6, 2024
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