Carcolepsy

Sleeping disorder. Symptoms include drowsiness, instability to stay alert, and sudden sleep. Symptoms manifest themselves only when driving/riding in a automobile.
She cannot drive at night because her carcolepsy will cause her to have an accident.
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Carcolepsy

A nonthreatening condition found most frequently in children of all ages and a small percentage of the senior citizen population.

Victims of Carcolepsy typically show symptoms such as falling asleep as soon as a car begins to move, waking up hungry and complaining of a sore neck for hours.
Dad: "Gee whiz! Is he asleep already?"
Mom: "Oh, yeah. He's got that Carcolepsy.

I tend to be Carcoleptic, so I bring a pillow with me on road trips.
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Carcolepsy

A person who immediately falls asleep while in a vehicle that begins to move.
"There goes Joe and his Carcolepsy again. He'll be asleep for the whole trip."
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Carcolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, when driving in a car.
Mom picks up daughter from school and begins to drive.
Mom- "How was your day?"
Daughter- "Good, I have homewo...."
Mom- "You have what?"
Daughter- Sound asleep, mouth open.
Daughter has just had an attack of Carcolepsy.
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Carcolepsy

Sudden, excessive sleepiness incurred in a car.
Because I have carcolepsy, I fall asleep everytime I drive.
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Carcolepsy (verb, noun,fuck*! U choose)
Carcolepsy is a condition that most often is denied by the person who has it. Often brushed off as being tired af from the days work (even though u were off that day) carcolepsy can attack at any moment of the car ride whether it's in motion or not but be advised it will definitely happen Everytime ( husband who has it being heard in background saying NOT EVERY TIME.)

TREATMENT: DONT LET THEM DRIVE EVER! THEY WILL MAKE U BELIEVE CAFFEINE WILL HELP OR TALKING TO SOMEONE OR EVEN RADIO HELPS BUT DONT BELIEVE THEM THEY WERE PROBLY TALKING IN THERE SLEEP THEN TOO! KEEP THE KEYS FROM THEM AND SAVE LIVES PEOPLE !
KID: I don't want dad to drive us mom can u drive PLEASE?

DAD: WHAT WHY?!
KID: I DONT WANT TO DIE
DAD: I FELL ASLEEP ONE TIME!

MOM: YES ILL TAKE U, (LAUGH AT HUBBY) CARCOLEPSY!
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Carcolepsy (v)
When an individual is wide awake walking around alert and conscious gets into a vehicle to either drive or be a passenger of that ride and will almost instantaneously fall asleep. If the person is not nudged awake and some sort of way upon falling asleep or shortly thereafter they fall into a deep sleep which is really hard to wake them from unless of course the car has stopped moving to which they wake up almost as if a switch switch them back to life this can be dangerous do not allow anybody to drive with this condition

Kids: mom can you take us to school
Dad: mom's busy guys but I can take you come on let's go
Kids awkwardly staring at each other wondering who will be the one to break the news to Dad
Kids: no it's okay we'll take the bus dad thank you though
Dad: what? You guys never want to ride with me in the car anymore
Kids: yeah well you know we don't want to die and you having car collapsy makes it a bigger chance of that happening so thanks but no thanks got to go
Why would anybody let him drive the car he has carcolepsy do you not value his life or your car?
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