caressed by the devil

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.

"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

caresse

a woman forced into prostitution for Japanese servicemen during World War II

"she wrote a book about her harsh experiences as a caresse woman"

by Kyriaki December 15, 2008

caprese salad

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.

the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'

by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014

Catresse

A divine QUEEN. She appears hard on the outside but inside she’s just as cold if you cross her. Otherwise, she’s simply magnetic. Even when she’s cold, she’s hard to not want around. She’s extremely beautiful and gives the best head. But that’s only if you’re lucky enough to get it. She’s a mystery everyone wants to solve. She loves hard but hates even harder. She can be a true bitch and her words are lethal when angered but it never changes her love for you. She is typically artistically talented and fashion forward. Women envy her and all of their men’s want her. But she never checks for ANYONE so MOST times peoples men are safe. She’s witty, pretty and always gets down to the nitty gritty. Her investigation skills are through the ROOF! and I ain’t talking German Shepard. CIA ain’t got shit on her.

You are so Catresse.

I dream of a Catresse.

by The Opp November 22, 2021

Caressed the eggs

Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.

Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.

by Smiffy2022 May 28, 2022