mr. capretta

Dope teacher who always has a sweater for every holiday and a pencil behind his ear.

When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."

by soup lover January 17, 2017

mr. capretta

Such a great grade eight teacher. He gave one of his students a bae leaf tree for Christmas

When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."

by soup lover January 17, 2017

caprants

Caprants are a mixture of pants and capris, hence the name. They are not short pants, nor capris, they are caprants. You will cringe when you see them.
Hint: If the bottom of the "pants" hit the top of the ankle bone, those are the perfect definition of caprants.

"Oh my god monique, check out that girl. MAJOR CAPRANTS ALERT"

by Sophie Demers April 1, 2008

carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

Capreice

You’ll never see it spelled like this anywhere. “if i were a guy, i’d be the best boyfriend ever” is a quote said by none other than the famous capreice awad.

damn CAPREICE is such a good wellington leader

by itsyafavgk June 18, 2019

Capree

Capree's are normally really hot woman. They have smoking bodies and are drop-dread gorgeous. They are also very sweet, and make amazingly supportive, perfect girlfriends, not to mention a hot body! They are completely adorable, but often get mistreated or understood by men. There hot body often make them very attractive, and most are blonde and complete sweeties.
All boys want a Capree , because they are are so fucking sexy.

Tommy: That girl is so sexy, she is such a Capree
tyler: Yeah, i really wanna fuck her
tommy: Nah, I want her as my girlfriend
tyler: you will have to fight me first

by franktheturtle October 18, 2009

Capria

A beautiful girl who is always there for you when you need her. She’s mad thiccc, but not easy to get in her pants. She loves animals. When she falls in love with you, you better keep her. She will NEVER stop loving you.

Omg dude I’m dating Capria

by blobfishboi April 17, 2019