Leaks and Copium

The act of functioning on a single braincell and not knowing the concept of touching grass.

"Hey what are you upto these days?"
"I didn't move out of my room or see the sunlight for years. What do you think?
"Damn, you're leaks and copiuming huh?"

"You don't say."

by snowclipsed September 8, 2022

copium

a figurative object that is huffed in order to cope

Robert: "My shots hit him what happened"
Bobert: "Huff that copium"

by cummer9 November 2, 2022

capsummary

A summary of a movie or tv episode done with the use of screencaps and short comments on those screencaps.

Instead of watching the movie for class, Emma read the capsummary instead.

by K. Kit March 24, 2009

Copium

The word Copium comes from the word “cope” which means (of a person) deal effectively with something. It’s mostly used when a person offends another. Or when an outcome you didn’t want to happen, happens. And even when someone is in your head “rent free”. It’s generally used in the political streaming communities. And 4chan.

Ian is mad that Trump won the 2016 election. *chat proceeds to spam copium emote*.

by NoRegrets69 September 22, 2020

Copium

A resource that is given to people who are finding it hard to cope in a particular situation, especially in cases of intellectual difficulty.

Something losers need in order to survive being defeated.

With Biden's victory, copium prices will sky-rocket due to the high demand from Trump-supporters.

by Jayder747 November 4, 2020

Copium gas

A chemical used to soothe the mind of a person who has just lost a debate

Wow, he’s high on that copium gas after forgetting what Alden’s number is

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Copium

A metaphorical substance someone "consumes" after an unfavorable outcome takes place to help them "cope" with that outcome. Usually, it will involve conjuring up some silver lining that in practice does very little or nothing to mitigate that outcome.

Citizen 1: Holy crap we just elected a fascist psychopath into office, we're done for!
Citizen 2: Well...he did at least mention that he supports recycling right? (Inhales tons of copium)

by willpix January 10, 2022