adam carolla

one of the funniest men ever. on the man show, was on loveline on kroq, had a show on comedy central that was pretty funny, had a house building show on TLC that was awesome, was on dancing with the stars and should have won with that awesome unicycle ride, now had a alright morhing show on 97.1fm in orange county.
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny

adam carolla: 'this is my crew, or as i like to call them, my band of unemployable idiots'

caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'

'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'

by B3N_1x34 June 15, 2008

Canalligator

An alligator that lurks deep in canals.

Watch out, there's a Canalligator!

by Vladamira Dragonoff June 24, 2009

Carollyne

Well balanced, artistic and creative. Excels at the arts, dance, music, acting, writing and other expressive mediums. Home loving, reliable, consistent and trustworthy. Inspiring parent and community pillar. Generous, fun and solid.

Carollyne Yardley

by helpthepoor October 15, 2011

justin caroll

An autistic legend. Likes to rape and bully little kids. Only eats stew from his mums dry, dusty, vagina. Justin Carroll’s have no life. They are usually teachers that bully their students for having small willies when Justin has no Willie, just a flat space.

Boy1: Did Justin rape u too?

Boy2: no but he made me eat his moms vag stew!

Boy3: aren’t all Justin carolls bullies and loners?
Boy4: yeah, and mostly autistic.

by TopShagger4 September 27, 2018

isabella carollissen

Is a very smart girl who seems shy but trust me, when you get to know her she's more like a crazy five year old who is high on sugar. She hates school and loves the sea. Her favorite place to travel would be the amazon or Brazil. She is very beautiful but she might think otherwise but you must always tell her she is pretty. Her laugh is very contagious. She has very specific taste and can start a fire when you make her angry. She's a very critical thinker and will only get what she desires. When she gets her mind to something that's that and no ones gonna change that. She's a pretty, strong minded, adventurous and childlike with a daring personality.

Love you Isabella Carollissen

by Amathorsors February 18, 2019

Canola Twister

An erotic game that requires the following
1 Gallon of Canola Oil
1 Twister Board
2-12 People

After everyone is comfortably naked, all are required to douse themselves in Canola Oil, and proceed to play twister naked and covered in oil. The game lasts untill the last person falls over, or the entire group starts an orgy. Different variations such as Peanut Twister, played with peanut oil, are equally as fun, but run the risk of an allergic reaction among participants. This is a great game to be played on days when school might be cancelled or closed early during a snowstorm.

John, Steve, and I went over to Tina's house with some other girls, and played a game of Canola Twister. The orgy started when John slipped on right-hand-red and plowed Tina's ass. A really fun night.

by MCtrack January 8, 2011

Carolline

very cute girl with a nice smile and a doll face. random loud and funny. she tends to be very straight foward and real at all times. she is a complete sweetheart.

a: ayo man im lookin fo da gurl of ma dreams buh i cant find her.
b: man dats why ya gotta find ya self a carolline type of gurl, ya knoo?

by datgurl. February 4, 2010