Taking a huge SH*T and leaving your masterpiece on display for the next victim to experience.
"Damn, whoever canned that stinky bastard should recieve a medal."
by Dannie Straw & Derrec Patrick February 5, 2009
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adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.
OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED
by jei1118 April 1, 2010
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Lying nude on your back and lifting your two legs and spreading them as wide as you can, so you are showing your balls and your asshole to surprise people walking by.
Damnit! Benjamin just showed me the can-can.
by Keefer St. Aubin November 1, 2007
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parisian burlesque dance ( with pasties )
tra la da boom de yah, can you do the can can hootchie moma!

there is a place in france where the women wear no pants.
by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
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The act of anal sex in a restroom. Putting it in her can, while in THE can.
Last night at the restaurant, we slipped into the bathroom and I gave her the can can.
by PGF March 3, 2007
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Islandboy: eh dad we going beach, can or no can?

Islandboy's dad: cans

Islandboy: shoots!
by Arjune D.M. August 11, 2008
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Probably the funnest game you will ever play:

It involves a group of people, and a number of small circles of thick rope.
everyone moves into a circle formation, connected by holding the rope rings in each hand. One or more upside down basic plastic trash cans are placed in the center of the circle (number depending on the number of people).
On go, the goal is to try and pull and or push people into the trash cans, often violently. If you touch the trash can in any way, or let go of your rope you are out. Yanking is often banned. Play continues and the last one standing is the winner. A team version can be played, with teammates alternating in the circle.

It's a totally fun game of strength and skill, and also probably the best exercise you'll get all week. People will do some crazy moves including all manner of smackdowns into the cans. Blisters are common.
"let's play can-can"
"HECK YEAH"
by Straitblade January 30, 2008
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