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Candise

Check that ho-ma out, it's like she thinks she's Candise or something.
by Robyn Robotron June 20, 2008
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Candits

Titties made of the candy of your choosing. They don't melt away when you lick them and they look like normal boobs
My girlfriends candits are chocolate flavored.

I could use some sweet cotton candy candits.
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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andes candies

having anal sex after rubbing vick's vapo rub on your penis.
it give a burning and cooling sensation all at the same time.

so called because andies candies is mint covered in chocolate
my girl wanted to try somthn new and was workin my last nerve so i used vicks instead of lube and gave her some andes candies. that shut her up
by CHINO MALO October 3, 2007
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Nanna Candies

Those strawberry hard candies with the soft center. They come individually wrapped to look like real strawberries. Every grandma's got 'em.
Dude, hand me over one of those nanna candies
by MelBleezy September 30, 2010
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Fast candies

Originated from a YouTube video named “FAST CANDIES 3AM CHALLENGE” or smth
The YouTuber Marcello_timenice_30 or the voice of Bambi Bambi Bambi made a joke to add to the funny of the video where instead of pronouncing “candies” he said fast food and stuttered replacing it with “fast candies”

It was later used by cynda & granarte for the Friday night funkin song “sugar rush” where the oppoent (bandu) says YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOING FAST FOOD- I MEAN, FAST CANDIES, DEZZ CANDIES, DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES
Bandu: YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOIN
Bandu: FAST FOOD- I MEAN
Bandu: FAST CANDIES. DEEZ CANDIES
**wrapper oppening**
DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES
by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022
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candiss

wow ftb lina and candiss are so cute
by Line0 January 5, 2019
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Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
by Candis22443 September 28, 2018
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