a can of whoopass

a foot stuck up (your) ass which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo' mama)

a mother knows best how to treat "a can of whoopass"

by Miralem B June 10, 2006

can on whoopass

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

a can of whoopass suck it

by Sonic101TailsFucksCream May 2, 2010

can of whoopass

To get your ass whupped by someone else.

Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg!

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018