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Pulling a Compitello

To drink extremely quickly and in excess, causing the guilty party to become blackout drunk and vomit on all surrounding surfaces, causing a general panic as well as putting a damper on the party that follows. Bonus points for every surface the inebriated party covers in vomit (the more colorful the better!), and for every person that calls 911 on your behalf. Furthermore, one could be said to be "Pulling a Compitello" if they smoke after forgetting their inhaler, causing them to have an ahstma attack, if they ruin a party, if they forget their shoes, or any number of other party fouls.

Origins: Italian (Compe- complete, Tello- fucking mess)
"Damn, that girl just yacked up half a gallon on your carpet, she's really pulling a compitello tonight.
by aidsface69 October 9, 2017
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campbelling

To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.
Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"
Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"
...
*BOOM*
Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"
by LBiogo June 28, 2006
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Campanellino

Peluches a forma di cane di quando eri piccolo/a.
Sorella: Dov'è Campanellino?
Io: Nel mio cuore!
Sorella: ........ dov'é?
Io: ... nella cassapanca.
by Nunu <3 April 1, 2020
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Campbellism

The most exaggerated of people. Often spout shit for a reaction. Rarely right. Quick to talk, slow to listen. Bit of a whopper.
The earth is flat - campbellism.

Tyson Fury is overrated irrespective of the fact he’s undefeated and TBC champ - campbellism.

Five mins into the inaugural game of the season - ‘they look shit, going to get relegated’ - campbellism.
by Salopian G October 17, 2021
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Campbellicious

A term to describe someone as bigoted or discriminatory without connoting a negative meaning.
Wow Andrew! What you just said about basketball people was Campbellicious!
by Mr Ge-yat February 24, 2024
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campbelling

Campbelling, like mewing, but instead, tying a hefty Campbells soup can to your cock to stretch it out for a longer unit. Can be referred to Campbelling or Campbelled.
Cameron Campbelled all weekend long instead of playing a round of Monopoly. He really needs to stop Campbelling!
by mike charter April 24, 2024
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Campbelling

To tie a hefty soup can to your man piece to stretch it out for length. Also know as cock-maxing.
Cameron won’t stop campbelling, he goes home each day and does it too much. One day he’s going to step on it and get put into a wheelchair.
by mike charter May 1, 2024
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