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National Calvin Day

Every April 18 is national Calvin day where you wear a suit just because you can
Bro, it's nation Calvin how did you forget your suit National Calvin Day is where you wear suits for no reason
by Jay-hop2 April 18, 2022
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#CarlinDay

#CarlinDay is on June 22, the day the famous, unpolitically correct, skeptic comedian George Carlin died. #CarlinDay will be a day to celebrate skepticism, unpolitical correctness, and comedy. Use this day for stand up comedy, to promote skepticism, or just to be a complete troll.
Come to my stand up show for #CarlinDay.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. -George Carlin #CarlinDay
by atheist_meme_lord June 17, 2018
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The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"
by Clasm May 29, 2016
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Calvinbah

HE is a god amongst mortal, a lord amongst ladies, A smacker of booty. Sock it to him sock it to him hard.
"hey calvinbah"
"fuck off noob"
by calvinbah December 6, 2006
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Calinda

v. the action of being spontaneous and yet sexy. Always has that "what?" moment and seems to be high when talking to others, especially with friends. Easily gets scared from behind or front. Uses plenty of caressing hand gestures.
Ex:

Man that guy got so drunk last night, he pulled a Calinda from behind.
by Ritz15 October 30, 2014
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calvinay

Standoffish but a very loving and caring person

Always has been very mature for her age

She’s definitely an introvert and very much socially awkward but to know her is to love her
Calvinay is awkward
by Jk Roland November 25, 2021
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calvinay

Standoffish but a very loving and caring person

Always has been very mature for her age

She’s definitely an introvert and very much socially awkward but to know her is to love her
Calvinay can be very awkward
by Jk Roland November 25, 2021
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