The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.

"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"

by Clasm May 29, 2016

calvillo

a last name for a fuck hot as hell beaner with a 1in dick that sucks / eats a lot of ass

did you see calvillo and how stupid he looks

by jsjsjsjjsjsjsjstaco August 22, 2017

Brandon Calvillo

A terrible youtuber that makes bad videos and are not funny. Just a fuckin morron depressed just to get attention.

Person 1: XXXEmilyHeatherQueenXXX makes terrible videos. She also bullies people and she thinks she the best. she a bitch.
Person 2: IKR! She's so Brandon Calvillo

by Gold Angel Diamonds July 11, 2018

Califano

Kid who likes to not use sarcasm much. Often found at home scamming friends out of money and pasting pictures of peoples heads on gay porn.

see Autism DS

Man you are such a Califano
You are a Dope Ass White Califano
I don't think people in texas have Califano

by L2D April 22, 2005

Calviana

Hot, gorgeous, sexy women. Who loves to have a good time. Gives good advise and very wise. is very caring when it comes to other peoples problems, she is very trust worthy. Loves it rough, but you better watch out because her nice church girl personality will fool you, once you get to know her your will find that there is a wild women inside waiting to show herself. Everyone wants to bang her but she's taken. Every guy wants her but they cant have her, has amazing boobs and ass. But dont touch or she will fuck your world up.

Calviana is rare in mainly loves food

by Calivana March 23, 2017

calviante

Amazing, Spectacular, Something that’s so outside the box that it’s perfect.

Did you see that spaceship,it’ was calviante .

by Tae79Tae January 7, 2018