phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard

You're such a phallus callus...

by Your bitch-ass mom March 15, 2005

callus your voicebox

The act of throat fucking someone so hard you apply callus to there vocal cords.

Come here babe, let me callus your voicebox.

by MLGdiscord August 28, 2020

monkey calluses

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

by -__God__- December 19, 2018

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 17, 2018

Callus bean

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ima text callus bean

by callus bean June 07, 2022

malice callus

A thick sinned personality.

To take a verbal beating like that, you must have a malice callus.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

ass calluses

boils on your ass from sitting at pc too much with a bad chair

... my ass calluses

by fkn crash October 17, 2023