callum

to isolate yourself from your friends and family to play crush crush and osu all day

Person 1: ayo cuh, i heard ricks girl cheated on him cuz he give crush crush more attention than her
Person 2: ricks gone farrrr too deep mannn, i aint ever thought none of my friends finna be a callum one day

by doofypuuty March 31, 2021

callum

callum looks like an absolute fucking lad. He’s probably off fucking models or fixing some problem NASA are having difficulties with.

-Dude... I think it’s callum.

-Yeah man you’re right
- we better fucking respect him

by Definitely not callum March 4, 2021

callum

english twat/ person who spends time excersising to impresss male/female population

i say theres a guy doing sum callums

by boobsrus May 29, 2007

callum

tend to eat cheese, live in sewers, a rat boy

guy1- is that a rat?
guy 2- na its jus callum
guy1- oh yeah

by Dragongirl15 July 22, 2010

callum

a verb, can also be 'to do a callum'

to go out with more than 3 people from the same group of friends.

'he's now done a callum'
'ooh hes such a callum'

by hindenburg January 15, 2008

callum

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .

wow , what a callum

by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019

callum

a guy that a girl called jasmine likes

jasmine ur a simp for Callum

by mara. October 29, 2020