callum

to isolate yourself from your friends and family to play crush crush and osu all day
Person 1: ayo cuh, i heard ricks girl cheated on him cuz he give crush crush more attention than her
Person 2: ricks gone farrrr too deep mannn, i aint ever thought none of my friends finna be a callum one day
by doofypuuty March 31, 2021
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callum looks like an absolute fucking lad. He’s probably off fucking models or fixing some problem NASA are having difficulties with.
-Dude... I think it’s callum.

-Yeah man you’re right
- we better fucking respect him
by Definitely not callum March 04, 2021
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english twat/ person who spends time excersising to impresss male/female population
i say theres a guy doing sum callums
by boobsrus May 14, 2007
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tend to eat cheese, live in sewers, a rat boy
guy1- is that a rat?
guy 2- na its jus callum
guy1- oh yeah
by Dragongirl15 July 21, 2010
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a verb, can also be 'to do a callum'

to go out with more than 3 people from the same group of friends.
'he's now done a callum'
'ooh hes such a callum'
by hindenburg January 11, 2008
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scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .
wow , what a callum
by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019
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a guy that a girl called jasmine likes
by mara. October 29, 2020
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