Call Block

Being forced to make sales calls While not being allowed to do anything else even use the restroom

Man this call block sucks. I tried to use the restroom, but my boss took away my chair and made me stand up for the rest of the call block.

by Slanging Freight January 16, 2009

clamblocking

When a woman wants a man and another woman steps in front and gets him.

A woman in a bar sees a man and wants to pick him up and before she can another woman comes clamblocking and picks him up.

by rmcardz February 23, 2011

Catblocked

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Clublock

When you become stuck on the toilet because you got an erection after taking a shit.

John: "What took you so long in the toilet?"?
Dave: "I got a clublock and was stuck!"
John: "Your so gay!"

by Fantaysia April 6, 2009

Caveblocker

A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.

Bro, I unleashed a caveblocker and clogged the toilet.

by poondoggy April 13, 2009

easyjet callback

1) a call that will occur in 32 hours instead of planned 2 minutes only to tell you that you have to wait two more weeks for your problem to be solved

2) a customer service call happening just for the sake of calling back, the customer advisor has no idea why is he calling the customer

You have recently requested the easyjet callback service, what seems to be the problem?

by minnyska January 26, 2010

cellblocked

When you are stuck in traffic behind someone driving much slower than the speed limit because they can't talk on the cellphone and drive at the same time.

Sorry I'm late I was cellblocked by a blue-hair on the way here.

by Finster63 November 2, 2009