A person who pretends they are a native of California. The truth is they have lived in their home town their whole lives and have only been on Choir tour and family vacations to California. They say words like tight, bra, homie and dawg. You can spot a Califaker in the crowd by their Hollister shorts and flip-flops in the winter.
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Cali-Bama is the phenominon, (typically male), when you were born and raised in california but look, act and sound like you're from Alabama.
Brad was riding around in his lifted truck, packing a lip and talking about nothing else but "huntin', fishin' and 4 wheelin'." He spoke with a sothern twang, wore only camo, blue jeans and cowboy boots. Brad enjoys listening to Derks Bentley and hollarin and pretty girls. Brad is a real Cali-Bama boy...
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Get the Cali40oz mug.A response to the chatspeak phrase asl, usually used when the speaker is actually much older and male, and attempting to deceive the person he is chatting with, in order to put them in a position where they may be surprised. Or perhaps the speaker is just turned on by pretending to be a girl on the internet.
Person 1: hi asl?
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
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Get the 13/f/cali mug.most well known person in highland park. she has a bad reputation and has some stupid "transgender" cat. she is obsessed with jensen and always with this katie girl. people like to yell her name and make musicaly duets with her because she is amazing at musicly!!!!! she is in love with chick-fil-a and goes there like every single day!!
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