Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018

[Rave] [Calender]

A Calender based and made to revolve around Raves. Meaning it includes the dates and places of where any Raves would be.

EX: (Not real)The Rave Calender shows the following: Kandi Plane Oct, 25, 2005

by OrgyGlowstix August 24, 2008

hardtime calender

When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up

by dbest00 April 12, 2017

Calendering

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.

Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering

by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019

calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

calender

A Year

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010