cablastafucked

a state existing after the consumption af way too many beers

dude chris was so cablastafucked that he wonted to fight an invesible army guy.

by verbal conmumdrum October 19, 2009

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

calastrophy

A hoe that doesn’t give head or have sex

Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy

by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018

callastunes

the cloth you use to wipe your ass

where did callastunes go, my ass is dirty!

by Definitely not ok :( December 7, 2021

Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022