Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.
by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
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Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.
My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.
My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.
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Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
by Mel December 3, 2005
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When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.
When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.
Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.
by CWKI May 1, 2011
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Get the school cafeteria mug.One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.
dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."
guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"
by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010
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by Notoriously M.A.V. June 1, 2005
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