Tactisexual

'Tac-ti-sexual' Men who dress to appear to be involved with a tactical/operator element of the Armed Forces. The driving factor toward this lifestyle is based on insecurity and a desire to be cool like a real alpha male. These individuals may or may not have any actual military experience. Their outward appearance will be characterized by; but not limited to the following attributes:These men commonly grow beards similar to in form to those commonly seen in any of the SF/Rangers/Seals/Recon/Raiders/JTAC/PJs elements. Can be found arguing about tactics on internet forums after gaining their experiences via youtube tactical channels and call-of-duty. If they have military experience they are likely to have been considered pog pogue's during their time in service. Give bad advice in gun stores, Cabellas, or Bass Pro. Wear a lot of 5.11 gear. Usually wear a camo/subdued hat with an American flag/Elite Special Forces unit they did not service with velcro patch on the front. Often wear flannel shirts, however do not confuse with those that identify as lumbersexual. Likely to be active in prepper communities, airsoft, and milsimgearqueerkhakisexual. Often have the most expensive 'Gucci' gear; yet never spend time training with it. Often found working as contractors, especially DOD contractors. Tactisexuals are supporters of veteran t-shirt companies such as: Grunt style, 9-line, molon labe. Will likely drink BRCC coffee black rifle coffee company.

Why are you such a tactisexual?

That dude's a tactisexual
XYZ, yeah he's a tactisexual.

by SULLY.ERT1&3 June 26, 2019

Cartisexual

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

by Wreckuss November 27, 2021

cartisexual

A person who thinks carti does no wrong. They will defend carti in any situation even if it means bringing down numeral people. They usually consider themselves one of “the boys”

Where do you find all these cartisexuals? Public school

by Peoplewithcommonsense January 18, 2021

Cartisexual

You have an attraction to Playboi carti but you are straight

I’m not gay, I’m cartisexual

by Sosasgff December 16, 2021

caitysexual

when you’re in love with caity lotz and caity lotz only.....

hey guys, i’m caitysexual

by 12anonymous12 January 16, 2021

Catsexual

Someone of either gender who loves cats, and is only attracted to who share the same feline friendliness.

Catgirl seeking Catboi to nap with. Am only catsexual. Please inquire @ www.Catspace.com/catgirl1234

by catgirl wants catboi March 21, 2009

Canisexual Syndrome

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.

1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.

by NH92 December 31, 2009