ropey cacti

when you get out of the shower after a long period of time when you step out your dick is all shriveld up and the dead skin is all over the place and hurts when you touch it
ouch i got ropey cacti in my fingers
by HULKSMASH112233445566 April 27, 2009
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Cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a spikey cactus plant.
Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. I gave him a blowjob and now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.
by Efree September 27, 2006
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Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.
Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.
by SpeZek April 11, 2006
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Cacti sac

A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.
No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?
by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016
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Baby Cacti

"my girlfriend was such a Baby Cacti last night!"
by Baby Cacti December 09, 2007
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cacti rabies

Extreme addiction to growing, owning and loving cacti. When your whole life becomes consumed with cacti related actions and thoughts.
He's been up all night again planting Trichocereus seeds, He's got the cacti rabies bad, poor fella
by JOhnosBondageMaster August 15, 2015
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