cable

usually a word used by rich people or by jealouse poor people

i have unlimited cable and i am better than all those poor people over there with their dial up

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

cable

better than 56k faster for downloading porn!!!

Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth

by Jason July 28, 2004

cable

A crappy means of watching television, which gives you extra channels, although none are important and no one watches them, save for people who do nothing but watch TV, not even go online. It also costs far too much, considering the fact that it's not even that great.

Cable television is eating my bank account! I'm switching to satellite TV!

by Enn August 8, 2006

cable

someone that prefers the company of males; the Greek word for "homosexual"; "gay"; "queer"; and "mega gay"

Andy Conrad is such a Cable

by God November 11, 2006

cable

the size of your penis

I got A HUGE cable

WOW your cable is so big

by scottfree October 20, 2006

cable

The next thing Lanzer will take over... Also good for watching porn.

NBC or the "adult" channel your parents won't let you watch.

by Chi and Alchemist Zeal June 11, 2005

Cable

A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.

"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010