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Caustic

Burning, Corosive.
No one was safe when the satirist H.L. Mencken unleashed his caustic wit.
by LarstaiT November 10, 2003
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Caustic Valley

A vagina that is perceived to be dirty, diseased, or in some manner toxic. Also sometimes referred to as the Caustic Cleft.
When a guy hooks up with the last remaining (and often disgusting) woman in the bar he will often tell his friends, "I am going deep into the Caustic Valley tonight boys."
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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Caustic Comedy

Caustic Comedy is a particular form or type of humour: comedy that is acerbic, cutting-edged, even cruel or insulting but always amusing, indeed, corrosive and burning as the word ‘Caustic’ itself suggests. Google one of the great names in comedy and the word ‘Caustic’ is likely to be mentioned somewhere in their description.
His caustic comedy is a brand of aggressively caustic humour that targeted everyone from unknown “hockey pucks” to big-name celebrities.
by CausticComedy April 18, 2018
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Crusticle

noun; A wad, cone, or mass of crust.
After leaving your socks on for long periods of time, crusticles begin to form between your toes.
by LolPhayul May 29, 2011
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custicil

custard that has transfered from a liquid state to a semi-frozen state.

custard that has been partly frozen, often after been left at the back of the fridge.
John won't eat his custicils because they are too cold.

Sombody turned the fridge down and now the custard has turn into custicils.
by Benson C July 4, 2005
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crustichris

A white boy who has an afro and is often caught peeling his foreskin back as far as he can, usually resulting in injury. Crustichris has bad skin crustification as it has been covered in semen which has dried and hardened
"Is he ok?"
"No he's turning into a crustichris!"
by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed February 9, 2015
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agnostic book of caustic

A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.
Man, don't preach to me till your read the Agnostic Book of Caustic.
by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 14, 2014
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