byram

The slums of Greenwich, CT the people who live there don't like to be associated with Greenwich Proper, as they don't like to be associated with Byram

All the best people in Greenwich come from Byram

by Holko January 13, 2005

Kobe byrant

An amazing baller who played on the lakers. But sadly died in a helicopter crash. RIP KOBE

WOW DID U SEE THAT SHOT BY KOBE BYRANT

by Yo mamas thicc January 26, 2020

Byram

Basically Mayberry, USA. Hick-township in Northern New Jersey. Has an annual Corn Fest, no post office, and 85% Scout membership. 9,000 people, 30+ lakes, and everyone knows everyone else. Actually, they're most likely related.

Parades every year, picturesque views, lots of forest. A town civic center, movies in the parks in the summer.

The cultural center is the Byram Shoprite, where most of the town's youth are employed. 6% divorce rate. Very little crime. They say bad things happen everywhere, but the people who say that have never been to Byram.

The biggest event of the year is Byram Day every September, featuring fire works, crafts, food, games, rides, and good ol' family fun.

Byram is the Township of Lakes.
Byram is so lame it doesn't even have a post office.

by byramaniac August 6, 2009

Byran Callen

The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.

Hey is that Byran Callen!? *said no one ever*

by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013

Christian Byrant

When you stick a clean M-80 up any hole in a female's body and yell "G.I bitch!" and shoot it. Have the gun empty. Or else you might not get to have sex.

Max: I gave my wife a Christian Byrant last night! She got really scarred.

by Emmsee May 13, 2010

Byrate

byrate is when you fart so strong it vibrates the person next to you can feel it.

Becky, in the first row, byrated in class today and johnny, in the third row, felt it.

by Stew Nic August 25, 2009

Byram

A friend which you have which is always a complete asshole to you and overreacts to everything.

You ass, stop being such a Byram

by rz8005 May 3, 2014