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Semi by the sea 

The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.
I was going to secure the pipe but i had a semi by the sea
Semi by the sea by Choosenan March 13, 2019
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down by the river 

A reference to a series of Saturday Night Live (SNL) skits by comedian Chris Farley in which he plays an overweight, out of work, motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river. He is routinely hired by concerned parents to speak to their children about the dangers of gangs or drugs. In response, he overstays his welcome, trashes the house with his physical, slapstick humor and scares the kids by using his life as an example of what not to do.
"If you do drugs, you'll end up like me... living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

its much funnier when he says it, trust me.
down by the river by scoobydoo July 28, 2006

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.
Watch the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII

she sells see shells by the shee- 

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch

Grab her by the pussy. 

Literally grabbing a woman by the pussy.

You could try this but results may vary.
Grab her by the pussy. by Whoredar January 10, 2017

flying by the seat of your pants 

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.
John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

By the Angel 

A sentence used in the Shadowhunter book series by Cassandra Clare. The sentence is used with irritation, disbelieve, shock, etc.
You could see it as the replacement of Oh My God.
By the Angel Jace, could you be more reckless!
By the Angel by Tamesis Herondale September 22, 2015