pussy buzzard

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

by PNShD August 14, 2009

buzztard

Someone who uses a lot of buzzwords to make them self sound like a leader in a field when really they have little or nothing to actually do with anything they talk about. Consultants and Marketers usually fall into this field but sometimes there are people who should know better who become this as well.

Marketing Consultant : Twitter is the world's largest bridging social-capital group in the recorded history of our species making it an evolutionary game changer. We can help synergize your existing innovations with thought leaders around the globe through our cloud based SaaS application that will guarantee a significant increase in your revenue.

Potential Customer : Wow, if I knew you were such a buzztard I would have locked the door before you arrived.

by ripsup December 22, 2010

Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.

Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.

by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021

buzzard fuck

A whole lot of flapping, but nothing being accomplished...This term is best used to describe a futile situation where apparent efforts are being made with no clear results.

Man, we were out there the whole day trying to fix that gutter but the damn thing is still broken...what a buzzard fuck!

by stumpy mc stumperson February 19, 2009

cunt buzzard

someone who will fuck anything he sees

I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard

by mr mustafabeast September 23, 2005

Buzzard Balls

One who is always horny. Testicles that lead their owner to prey.

Hey Buzzard Balls, leave those girls alone and get home to your wife.

by GatorZap September 7, 2010

panty buzzard

A dude who constantly is picking up there best friends just broke up skanky girfriend.

Man! Can you beleve Chester?! I think that's the sixth one of Daryl's ex waists he's swooped down on. What a fucking panty buzzard!

by harold of the rocks August 8, 2013