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Buttscratcher

The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.
Man: "Buttscratcher???!"
3 others: "Buttscratcher!!!!!"
by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011
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Buttscratcher

1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.
1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!
by Bahmo May 28, 2019
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bumsweat

The sweat that accumulates in your arse when you sit in front of the computer all day that makes your computer chair smell like crap!
"Next time, try to wipe your bum a little better after you take a dump! Your chair smells like shit!"
by bosefan March 11, 2005
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Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.
(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"
by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003
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buttskeet

Skeet either currently or formerly residing inside the butt.
Mr.Cantwell sat down on the chair and when he got up he left a trail of buttskeet.
by Jewbacca May 15, 2006
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buttswana

The country with the 3rd highest AIDS rate
Person 1: Have you seen Buttswana yet?
Person 2: Yeah, those AIDS rates are crazy!
by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021
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butt sweat

On a very long, hot busride/carride with very few rest stops, how your butt gets really sweaty. Also happens on a piano bench.
"Dad, can we stop at this gas-station? John has serious buttsweat and its like a pool down here in the backseat
by Young and Restless June 9, 2004
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