Budstein

Someone who smokes marijuana and thinks his/her IQ magically increased by 200

Shut up, you didn't find the answers to the universe you budstein.

by James M.F. Brooks March 7, 2007

bumstein

A person who is, or bears qualities similar to, one who lives on the streets and relies on others for all of his/her needs. Such needs include, but are not limited too, a constant, insatiable hunger, which thereby leads the person to require others to provide him/her with food, usually in excessive quantities, and the desire to be carried at all times in order to avoid all physical motion and effort. Scientifically, Bumsteins are incapable of converting calories into energy, thereby permitting them from performing any sort of physical motion of a useful nature.

The young lady in Communist Russia, though fully unaware of what Communism was, relied on the government like the bumstein that she was.

by Staunch Beast September 13, 2007

#Buttstained

In the mortgage world, its when your loan is going perfect in the process and then all of a sudden it gets assigned to a certain person...

ME: Bruh...What happened to that sweet loan you had in process? Big Loan, PIW Slam Dunk Deal... What happened???

MLO: Dude - I dont even wanna talk about it. It got #buttstained. Now they dont even return my calls or anything! WTF happened on that call

by Mason Carbon Capital January 13, 2022

old granny buttskin

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.

The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.

by Casseblanca September 12, 2005

buttstinker

Butt stinker: A person who's rear end stinks. Typically the smell from a Butt Stinkers backside will show itself as soon as you are within arms reach of the person. Example: I went to talk to Billy, but as soon as I got close all I could smell was the stench from his ass, He is a butt stinker. Breaking the seal : this refers to when a butt stinker uses the bathroom prior to you. Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence they broke the seal.

Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence this person is a buttstinker

by Stankerrr May 20, 2014

buttster

A gay poser football fan who enjoys gulping semen all day.

Tommy is such a buttster

by QYS November 7, 2013

Buttstitute

A Male prostitute

That fella Paul is a real Buttstitute. I hear he prefers sailors.

by The Awesomeness Mk1A++ September 12, 2011