Buttshoes

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013

buttsnorkeler

A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive.

Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler.

by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy

"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."

by Emevas April 7, 2005

buttlove

anal sex. Curiously, this seems to refer to the actor as the Penatrative party, so the example means that I am penatrative party. This is the opposite of most forms of speech concerning anal sex.

I am going to give you buttlove!

by Rela September 13, 2003

buttspoke

The lines on the inside of your butthole

Dude...we all have buttspokes.

by Clara October 6, 2004

buttwhore

An individual who prefers to whore their butt.

"buttwhore -- an essential for every community!" - Pat "pap smear" Robertson

by cxnnor May 25, 2009

Buttfore

A word trick; used amongst immature and dumbassical people.

Julia: "You're a Buttfore"
Kathryn: "What's a Buttfore?"
Julia: "Pooping, Silly!"

by Iheartbuttfores November 5, 2009