Buttster

A fat lard that is mean to everyone and deserves to have their nipples chopped off and fed to a parrot.

Hey those buttsters just pooped on my pillow fort!

by BigFroDH March 30, 2019

buttwitzer

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.

That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!

by LevT February 3, 2004

Buttnutter

When you put it in her but and don’t pull out in time to buy on her back

Hey bro did you smash last night ?
Yeah bro but I had to buttnutter
Damn, bruh

by Wenger January 12, 2018

buttbutter

the nasty stuff that exudes from one's buttocks as a clown violates him.

I went to the circus last night and came home with five pounds of buttbutter!!

by El Mono September 5, 2003

Butthitter

A butthitter is when you need to scratch you butt, BUT you can't because your crush is with you.

The boy was having a butthitter and was cringing all day.

by TheManWhoMadeThis February 24, 2020

buttbutter

Butt butter is the greasyness that collects together in the crack of your ass; as in grime, friction,sweat,buildup dirt of not washing your ass.. symptoms are slick churning buttery smooth motion of buttocks when walking with a natural long-term funky ass

I used buttbutter for 15 years and my skin has never been better.

by Buttbutter September 9, 2022