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double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!
by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009
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buttered balls

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!
i was bonin' Lisa and she obviously loved it coz she buttered my balls. or:

i got buttered balls mate. It was blindin
by Nice_and_greasy_slips_in_easy October 21, 2005
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Buttered my corn

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.
Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.
by BackdoorBride June 5, 2018
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buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it
Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin
by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006
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Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.
'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'
by Katehhh March 7, 2008
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hot buttered cock

when a man goes to the movies with a date, purchases a popcorn, cuts a hole in the bottom of the tub and slips his erect penis through the hole into the popcorn with the hopes his date will reach in and grab a handful of 'hot buttered cock'!
i really fell for my boyfriend when he took me to the movies on our first date and suprised me with hot buttered cock.
by KalahW October 21, 2006
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Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.
by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009
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