Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011

Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.

Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

Buttfucker Todd

A man who loves children.

Buttfucker Todd is a pedophile.

by gcate December 17, 2018

buttfucked in the mouth

Being absolutely dominated.

Unfortunately, Ohio State got buttfucked in the mouth by USC.

by 88BuckeyeGrad February 21, 2009

buttkicker

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".

Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.

by Intelligent Isaac May 29, 2017

buttpumperstein

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019