Buttlice

Vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly. Usually, the only treatment is to burn them out with a lighter and some flatulence. These little critters are usually transmitted by someone who's alias is BewareOfButtlice. He keeps them in a jar. They respect him and follow his orders. Avoid BewareOfButtlice at all costs.

Man, that Buttlice was all over my twat.

by BewareOfButtlice January 18, 2008

Buttwich

when your parents make u sandwich with only the butts of the loaf. this is either called a Buttwich or a Butt-Sandwich.

omg my mom packed me a Buttwich. Haha ur mom packed u a Butt Sandwich

by Middle-school-friends May 6, 2010

Butticular

A person who is opinionated and hyper critical about butt size or shape.

He broke up with her because her ass was so flat. He is so butticular.

by Speedster from Dallas March 12, 2017

Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Buttick

A tick that only sucks blood from butts; usually use this phrase for when someone is being annoying

Person 1: "Can I borrow a pencil."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Thanks a lot, buttick."

by Jan_2301 November 23, 2015

buttkicker

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".

Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.

by Intelligent Isaac May 29, 2017

buttlicker

a person who licks ass hole and likes it. someone who likes the smell of ass.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003