buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

by Brandon H. November 21, 2002

buttmonkey

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

buttmonkey

a dumb fucking asshole that should be whipped, beaten, and shot ,in that order.

dude, that buttmonkey is scoping on my old lady.lets go beat his punk ass

by SCOTTB May 9, 2003

buttmonkey

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

by baldmosher October 23, 2007

buttmonkey

A buttmonkey is a penis put in someones butt.

Have you ever heard of "spanking your monkey"?

by Artimus DarkMorde March 8, 2004

buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

=========
G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime January 3, 2016