buttmonkey 

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

buttmonkey by Brandon H. November 20, 2002

buttmonkey 

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

buttmonkey by Anonymous November 6, 2003

buttmonkey 

a dumb fucking asshole that should be whipped, beaten, and shot ,in that order.

dude, that buttmonkey is scoping on my old lady.lets go beat his punk ass

buttmonkey by SCOTTB May 8, 2003

buttmonkey 

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

buttmonkey by baldmosher November 9, 2007

buttmonkey 

A buttmonkey is a penis put in someones butt.

Have you ever heard of "spanking your monkey"?

buttmonkey by Artimus DarkMorde March 7, 2004

BuTTMonKey 

I'm Egy to pp
00ptian , the fact is everyone has a "BuTTMonKey" .. that's a fact, you know that gravitational force that makes everything get sucked under wherever you sit everything gets closer to underneath your A ss so everything is drawn to your anus..

Dam that BuTTMonKey, keeps dragging everything up my ass..

BuTTMonKey by Pharoh69 December 27, 2022

buttmonkey queen 

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

buttmonkey queen by Lance Gates July 7, 2004