beluga buttface

A very ugly person with a face similar to the anus of a beluga

"Ron Jeremy may have a huge dick, but he's totally a beluga buttface!"

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

buttface

N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)

He is such a buttface; I love him.(:

by SAMANTHA shocker December 25, 2007

buttface magoo

chunky fourteen year-old band geeks who are frequently bullied, harrassed, and incessantly teased by their younger peanut siblings.

matthew thomas o'brien is a buttface magoo

by Molly, Steven, and Sam November 23, 2007

buttface

a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."

by Kackling December 28, 2009

Buttfacebook

An idea for a new web site

Someone should create the sister site to Facebook for those of us with the extreme sense of humor & call it Buttfacebook

by tammalyn August 14, 2010

Buttfacemcgoobergober

An insut to people with big and small butts

you are a buttfacemcgoobergober

by ohbrickwall April 7, 2022

buttface

An affectionate term for a friend, can also be shortened to Butt, Butty or Bum, especially when several Buttface's are in the room.

Buttface's can usually be found saying plom

1) Jeu Buttface, how you doing?
2) Buttface lets go for a plom somewhere.
3) Go Buttface! Go!

by DJNrrd October 10, 2005