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Blusterfuck

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A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
by Fed up September 8, 2018
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Buttfucker3000

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An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.
by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021
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An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.
Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album
by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018
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The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
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Ghost Buttfuck

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A sexual position in which the male covers his penis in toothpaste and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with his partner. The toothpaste then proceeds to "burn like all fucking goddamned hell, christ almighty" for the recipient, while the male feels a slight, pleasant tingling sensation on his shaft.

After ejaculation, it is thought that the combination of feces and ejaculate resembles a sort of ectoplasm. Additionally, the high contrast with potential feces and blood also increases the odds of vomiting, including a chain reaction.
"Ey, baby - lemme fuck you in the ass with some Colgate, eh? A little of the ghost buttfuck? Ah, forgetchoo, ho."
by johnmouseguy April 30, 2012
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butterface

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everything about her is perfect but her face
shes got a smoking hot body and a great personality butterface ain't that great
by bigjonny99 December 8, 2009
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ButtFuckery

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ButtFuckery means bullshit
wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank
by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015
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