buttputty

a thicker version of anal lube, often peanut butter

Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Butt-Cut

The hair-do that involves parting the hair down the middle of ones head

Mike used to part his hair on one side but he decided a change was in order and now has a Butt-cut

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

buttbutt

Ones significant other; Relationship between attractive people.

Wendlle is Tave's new buttbutt.

by lil'princesa October 28, 2009

Buttnut

A person who tunes pianos

I'm looking for this piano tuner. Yeah, the buttnut.

by Dan Arawesome February 27, 2010

Ibn Buttuta

Ibn Buttuta was an explorer during the Islamic empire. It is believed that his name was used similarly to modern day's Marco Polo. It is also used to help find people who are lost at a short range.

For example, when you and your friends are lost in a corn maze, either party may yell, "Ibn!" and the other party would answer,"Buttuta!". It comes out to be Ibn Buttuta.

by Koolaidiqua October 4, 2009

buttnuts

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Damn, my buttnuts are really burning!

by belladonna803 January 24, 2009

buttnutt

Noun. Similair to cumberbuns freakshow ballgazer

Derived from Jerky boys charachter and adopted by many hardcore fans.

"Hello?, hello? Hey, how's it going buttnutt?"

"You look like a freakin' buttnutt riding your bike in those yellow spandex biker shorts!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005