butterstory

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.

Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/

by brooke7318 August 12, 2017

Buttcrush

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.
It's also considered a type of pornography.

Hey know any sites with buttcrush videos ?

by ThingsAboutStuff August 4, 2015

buttcraft

The subtle art of shaping one's behind through rigorous, routine exercise.

"Have you met Jesstasia?"
"I think so. The girl with a really nice ass?"
"Yeah. She a master of buttcraft."

by microjimmy March 1, 2015

banana buttcrunch

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.

"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.

by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006

buttbuster

large dick, usually on a gay guy who is top (like to fuck another guy)

my ass is so sore right now, this guy have a real buttbuster in his pants

by stephane June 21, 2007

butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

Butterstickulal

JOHN CENA 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉

And here comes Mr. Butterstickulal

by Butterstickulal September 17, 2016