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butt clap

(v) verb
Definition: When someone farts and produces a clapping sound from his or her butt. Also can be used when someone is on the toilet and makes the same sound.
Wow John, your farting sounded like a clap! It's a butt clap!
by Monyrith March 18, 2006
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buttchapped

When your bf/gf, companion, or famiy member gets really upset at something stupid and you just want to slap them silly for being so retarted.
"NO! I don't wanna smoke another bowl!-Steven
"Dayummm homie got fuckin buttchapped.."-Lyzard
by lyzard February 24, 2008
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Buttcap

See Asshat. A smaller version of an Asshat, not quite as arrogant as an Asshat, but arrogant enough to wear their ass as a hat with nobody noticing
Look at that knob, he's a total Buttcap.
by Gad_1992 October 1, 2008
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Buttclipse

A butt so big, it blocks out all humanity with its massiveness. There is nothing but the butt.
"HOLY SHIT, A BUTTCLIPSE! DAMNNNNN!"
by DanteGreenArrow December 28, 2014
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buttflap

beltar conehead
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Butt Clap

This is when you have gonorrhea in your ass.
She can only give you butt clap with her strap-on if she licks it first!
by Moose Hole March 25, 2009
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Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap

An encouragement for urgency from one partner to the other, administered by placing both hands on the butt-cheeks and applying playful but noticeable strength (Note: the stronger the slap, the greater the urgency).
Typically performed whilst the couple stand giggling at the front door of an apartment, struggling to turn the key.

The motives for this technique can be affectionate, sexual or prosaic.

Not to be confused with a 'One-Hand Doorstep Buttslap'
Sexual -
Guy: "Man, I was so horny and she was taking forever to turn the key"
Guy's buddy: "Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap usually works"
Guy: "Yeah. And I left my hands there as long as I could. Even though her wriggling meant it took her even longer!"

Prosaic -
Girl: "I was desperate for the bathroom, and he was opening the door like an old man. So I gave him a Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap, pushed him aside and sprinted past"
by NorvenMunki September 18, 2013
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