Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by [e-mail] October 24, 2022

buttshecks

Shecks. Of the Butt.
The act of Shecksing somone in the Butt.

"I'm gonna give you the hardest Buttshecks you ever got, 'ya little pony..."Said jim the pony Buttshecker

by Jack shannon January 9, 2009

rusty buttcheeks

1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks

I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks

by Scotty2Hotty23 August 29, 2017

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021

Cumming between Buttcheeks

Cumming between buttcheeks-I stuck my penis between her big juicy sweaty buttcheeks last night and she squeezed them up and down between my dick and I felt the sweat between her asscheeks and couldn’t take anymore so I pulled out after hours of her sweaty juicy buttcheeks dominating my cock and came in the middle of her right buttcheek so much and I used the cum on her asscrack to do it again.

Cumming between buttcheeks-Putting your dick between a girls buttcheeks and her twerking until you glaze her buns

by ButtcheekJob Fetish March 18, 2019

what the buttcheeks

An expression you say when you see or here something you don't want to or didn't expect to hear.

OMG NAT! did u hear that tom and jerry aren't friends anymore?

WHAT THE BUTTCHEEKS are you serious Jay ?,that's crazy they have been friend's since 3rd grade!!

by bowtheturtle24 April 19, 2018