Buttsharking

The act of kissing ass.

Man did you see Bob buttsharking the new Boss.

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

buttchex

Booty

Aw my buttchex done broke the terlit

by CHEXMASTER48 May 8, 2018

Buttshawty

Someone with a big booty

Damn she’s Buttshawty look at her big butt

by Natedawg248 December 30, 2019

butthay

A term used in disgust when describing something you really don't want or had to do.

Butthay, I really liked the suppository they gave me just before the procedure!

Butthay, we didn't have to sit in the sewage that long!!!

by Jamfetto March 24, 2009

Buttcheeck Planet

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.

“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”

by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019

Butthaze

Butthaze refers to anything produced that does not please the creator, but impresses an outsider. This term is most commonly used in the creative design industry, where a designer is not pleased with his work, but his superiors, colleagues, or clients are satisfied.

History
Butthaze, originally an old method of hallucinating, consisted of urine and feces collected in a bottle and kept out in sunlight for extended periods of time. Inhaling the "haze" would invoke hallucinations for days, and sometimes death.

** There is also counter-butthaze where the creator is very satisfied with their work, but an outsider does not find it pleasing.

Ryoko: I just finished this comp for the Blackberry proposal, but I'm not satisfied with it.

Colleague: Well, I think it looks fantastic.

** This instance clearly shows Ryoko's work is butthaze

by Speecesies June 23, 2009

buttchumpstin

A true friend who always Enjoys!!!!!

That buttchumpstin partied so hard last night, he woke up naked on your parents floor.

by The stream September 28, 2021