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Cruz Bustamante

The opposite of a Blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed, a.k.a. ass eatin out, while taking a piss
I had to take a piss while I was bangin her in the bathroom, so I made her give me a Cruz Bustamante
by soccerfreak304 February 4, 2009
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Bustamante

1) a group of fake decieving people.

2) latin term meaning motherfucker.

3) wealthy hispanic family.

4) to play favorites.
1) What a bunch of Bustamantes.

2) Orale, Bustamante! My pinche food is getting cold!

3) Look at that bustamante saving money on electricity.

4) Damn, your family likes to bustamante alot huh?
by aliasniglove October 5, 2009
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Bustamante

A cocktail comprised of a blush/rose' wine and an XTC tab. A popular drink enjoyed by exotic dancers working the afternoon shift in "off main street" strip clubs. Not only does this drink allow them to get more into their routine, but also allows them to look very classy to the clientele.
I was at this club gettin' on this girl and I knew I'd close the deal watching how she downed all those Bustamante's one after another.
by The Big Wiggle December 23, 2009
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Bustamoveable

any tune, beat, or song that one can dance or "bust a move" to.
a song comes on the radio...

"This new song is great," says Kathi.
"I know it is very bustamoveable," Caitlin replies.

...they start dancing.
by Caitlin Young May 27, 2006
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bustamante

In Spanish, a slang term for motherfucker. Also called bustaputa.
You are a stupid loser, you are a motherfucker, you are a fucking asshole... how about this,you are BUSTAMANTE! there...
by Hijodeputa December 27, 2007
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Bustamante

Taking your neighbors wife to the eye doctor
Jamie's pissed because: Bustamante.
by Guardo St. Jergen December 19, 2021
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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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