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by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003
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Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup
Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)
by Pnon2 May 27, 2010
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Bushfuck

The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.
Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.

Examples of Terminological usage:
Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!"

Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked."

Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
- Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences.

One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!
by Antitheist September 17, 2008
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buttfuck alabama

a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.
Pillowbiter Bob
23 creampie lane
123456 buttfuck alabama
by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008
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Buttfucking

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.
Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.
by Gamer69 August 29, 2012
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Buttfuckistan

A mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. It is not unlike Buttfuck Egypt, Buttfuck Idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. It is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. You are always an outsider in Buttfuckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. Sometimes you can find a McDonalds there.
That smell...it's like burning rubber mixed with cow dung...are we in Buttfuckistan?

I got an email telling me I can make $450,000 in two months. All I have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the Royal Emir of Buttfuckistan.
by Benny Dover January 1, 2009
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bushfuck

The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.
Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.

Examples of Terminological usage:
Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!"

Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked."

Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
- Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences.

One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!
by Antitheist September 7, 2006
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