A Hollywood actor known for his talent at playing misfits and creeps, and for committing the unforgivable crime of having self esteem in Hollywood. His refusal to replace his distinctive face with plastic like most other actors his age has earned him much scorn from mainstream shows and reviewers who label him as "ugly." Funny enough, he and his wife Jo Andres (another "ugly" artist who has chosen to look human rather than stretch out her cheeks with plastic surgery) are among the few couples in Hollywood to have a long-lasting, healthy marriage.
"So let me get this straight. You want me to watch a movie from the '90s I've never heard of, staring Nicholas Cage with a fake Alabama accent?"
"It also has Steve Buscemi as a Hannibal knock-off, and he actually doesn't die."
"Well what are we waiting for? Roll film!"
"It also has Steve Buscemi as a Hannibal knock-off, and he actually doesn't die."
"Well what are we waiting for? Roll film!"
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The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
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Alternatively, his name is used as a meme by college kids. When a girl says she knows someone famous, a guy will ask if she knows famous person's good friend Steve Buscemi (and label him as whatever the famous person in question does). The girl will almost always say yes, catching her in the lie. Steve Buscemi and his weird eyes never fail.
Alternatively, his name is used as a meme by college kids. When a girl says she knows someone famous, a guy will ask if she knows famous person's good friend Steve Buscemi (and label him as whatever the famous person in question does). The girl will almost always say yes, catching her in the lie. Steve Buscemi and his weird eyes never fail.
Girl: I used to date Johnny Manziel at A&M.
Guy: oh, Johnny Manziel? So you must know his bestfriend on campus, one of his teammates, Steve Buscemi?
Girl: oh my god yaaas! Steve was SO good at football too!
Guy: Steve Buscemi is the actor that played Crazy Eyes in Mr. Deeds, ya fuckin cunty whore.
Guy: oh, Johnny Manziel? So you must know his bestfriend on campus, one of his teammates, Steve Buscemi?
Girl: oh my god yaaas! Steve was SO good at football too!
Guy: Steve Buscemi is the actor that played Crazy Eyes in Mr. Deeds, ya fuckin cunty whore.
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to be fully committed, while giving the illusion that it is light hearted or inconsequential.
to be fully committed, while giving the illusion that it is light hearted or inconsequential.
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