bus

The primary form of transportation for people who wear Nikes.

Guy in car: "Hey, nice shoes!"
Guy at bus stop: "Thanks, they're Nikes!"

by Timstuff May 21, 2009

bus

noun
1: A large vehicle for public tranportation-- capable of sitting 50-150 persons.

<i> Get on the short bus</i>
short bus1: US, 1980s-- a bus fitted with handicapped ramps, elvators, and special seats.
short bus 2: A place for retarded persons, those mentally challenged. A ride for social rejects. "Get on the short bus, you idiot."

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ADJECTIVE:
Bus
1: The clear a table. To bus a table.
busserbusboy: The server's assistant is a busser.

The busboy liked to play with the spent bones of the rich people. He could cuddle the rib bones, fondle the chicken cages and pretend that he knew his customers by the attention they gave to their food.

by Nco November 23, 2003

bus

3) Footballer Jerome Bettis (wit the Pittsburgh Steelers at the time of this writing)

And here comes The Bus plowing through the defensive line. . .

by Jiggy-Fly December 22, 2003

bus

Short for busy; Busy, having a lot to do.
Can include more sss to reflect how busy you are.

I can't right now. I'm so bussssssssssss

by AlanFloFlo October 1, 2018

bus

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London UK.

Bus me a pound, star

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

Bus

A person who cockblocks you out of jealousy. This term is derived from the difficulty experienced when trying to text your girlfriend from the back of a bus. The back of the bus is well known for being very bumpy, therefore screwing up anything you are trying to write.

Guy: I lpbe ypu <2
Girl: What?
Guy: Sorry, I'm on a bus.
Girl: Awww :(

Patrick: Did you see what Bob did last night? Sandy and I were about to make out and then he totally cock blocked me!
Larry: Why would he do that?
Patrick: He's probably jealous or something.
Larry: What a bus!

by Errrock December 26, 2011

Bus

Also more formally known as a "peasant wagon", these elongated vehicles transport the lower classes to set destinations via a pre-determined route. Such peasants join this "bus" at their stop and leave when they are nearer their destination.

It's believed that many use this as they cannot afford their own car let alone a driver, ah-ha.

Peasant 1: Look it's a bus
Peasant 2: Erm, oh erm yeah, bus, init!
Peasant 1: Yo bus, stop.

by elmarkoTROLL June 4, 2011