Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.

Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia

by Captian Lion March 14, 2011

buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex

Screw me with your slong you buritto bison

by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016

niggerito buritto

an upgraded version of burrito.
very rare!!!

-wassup bro look what i got!
-no fucking wa-
-i know, i know.
-THE NIGGERITO BURITTO!!

by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

18 inch buritto

Two 9 inch cocks in one pussy.

Yo man me and Jamal gave that bitch an 18 inch buritto.

by Burritto May 12, 2014

tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

Bean Buritto

when u drop multiple craps in the bathtub

self explanitory

by Crazy Carl June 22, 2004