Shit burger

when someone has bad breath you ask them if the shit burger they had for lunch came with a soft drink

talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!

by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007

Shizo Burger

A place Alex hates because once, a few months back, he didn't read the sign correctly, and ordered a coleslaw with the expectation of paying 5 kroners more. But instead, that 5 kroners was for REPLACING the fries with a coleslaw. And since that infamous day, he vowed to never eat at Shizo Burger again.

Chat room: Hey where we eating today?
Jon: "Let's go to Shizo Burger"
Alex: " FUCK Shizo Burger, I'm going to Delhi, Who's with me!, bah I don't care, I'm going anyways."

by Shizo Lover November 14, 2019

Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger with shiitake mushroom

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Shit Burger

When toilet paper is already in the loo and you shit on top of that. Then you cover your shit with toilet paper and you have a shit burger.

My friend told me he is doing a shit burger.

by Acid2606 August 4, 2016

shite-burger

A common Australian word used when a simple fuck will not do to describe how astonished one is at a situation. Also commonly used when children are near. It seems to take the edge off.

Note: Bugger typically comes after this word in most sentences.

Harry: You have to score another point to win this game
*loses*
*looks at small children crying*
Michael: Shite-burger. Bugger this to hades.

by Mattou November 9, 2004

shit burger

The only fast food burger place in a small town. The term shit burger can be confusing if there's more than one burger place. Unless one place is better than the other, making the shitty one shit burger by default. But then why would you go there, unless it's open later than the good place.

Felix: You hunger?
Tyson: Yeah.
Felix: Where you wanna eat?
Tyson: how about shit burger?
Felix: Sure, whatever.

by Stash_Master August 14, 2006

shit burger

When someone pisses you off, you ask if they want a sloppy joe. Instead of putting sloppy joe on the hamburger buns, you take a shit on it. Preferabley diarrhea.

"Jim pissed me off so much that I gave him a shit burger, and he ate it!"

by Adam_Cantrell November 19, 2005