burf

Something to say when you don't know what else to say but want to say a word. Expresses general discontent or simply slight boredom.

*stares at Facebook for five minutes*

"Burf."

*goes and makes a sandwich

by Mcmindster September 23, 2011

Burf

A disgusting and nauseating fart, usually consisting of egg-like odors with a hint of shit. Always silent, but deadly.

Dude, it smells like shit! Did somebody burf?

by Nuclearbagel January 11, 2010

Burf

According to my 3 yr old daughter, who came up with this word, it is what happens when you burp and barf a little at the same time.

When George gave me that come hither look, I burfed in my mouth.

by carriemomof3 March 2, 2010

Burf

when someone burps and then right after barfs all over the floor, or friends face and/or spits a mento out in between barfing period.

He Burfed all over the auto shop!

by colton3227 December 8, 2010

Burf

To burf is to dry hump another human from behind. It's basically doing the doggystyle sex position, but with clothing on. This is very common in Provo, Utah or other areas where premarital sex is discouraged.

Bro, I got into it with this chick last night and burfed so hard. But it's cool cause we didn't have sex, I can still go to church on Sunday.

Bro, I burfed so hard last night I have rashes on my tip.

by captain lo-fi September 21, 2011

BURF

Sound used as an interjection when a conversation is boring.

<sap> So I was at the mall...
<you> BURF!
<sap> .......

by fupluver June 6, 2003

burf

a shart from your mouth.

"Sometimes if I don't sit up when I burp, I burf a little"

by Don Bito July 27, 2008